After yesterday’s catastrophic posts I have decided not to decide much anymore. And hence I have not decided or even tried deciding what I am going to type out right now.
Unlike what most great men have claimed I believe that trying too hard makes everything go wrong.
Imagine - The most gorgeous person you have laid your eyes on happens to want to go out with you…
I agree it is a little difficult to imagine but imagine imagining.
You think so much about the whole date –
What to wear?
What to (ahem) not wear - Controversial.
What to say?
What to totally avoid talking about – Very controversial.
What to do?
What to avoid doing so that you stop yourself from looking like the fool you already are – no comments.
What to think? – Now this is difficult.
What to stop yourself from thinking about… This is even more difficult!
Where to look?
Where to avoid looking – Wtf?
And after all these horrible, monstrous questions run back and forth, back and forth, back and forth a million times in your small little mind you finally end up not knowing what you are actually thinking about. You decide, then revise the decision, then re-revise, then keep on revising till you reach a state of complete decisiveness.
And, that decision, I tell you, is the one that is totally wrong!
So either always act completely against the decision which led you to the state of complete decisiveness or even better would be not deciding at all.
Do not think, do not decide, just act.
Because even if you end up being wrong, you saved that poor, little, small mind of yours from being trampled upon!
P.S.: Love is coming soon.
And believe me; you don’t want to miss out on love.