Friday, 20 February 2009

Lovey-dovey gobbledygook

I cannot believe I actually missed posting on Valentine’s.
Nothing gives me more pleasure than enlightening people on the grossly over rated feeling of undying love and I let ‘the day’ pass by without even thinking about posting once, all credit to my awfully boring yet busy life.

So I am going to post on it now.

For those of you ‘Valentines’ out there who have no sense as to the nonsense behind the February 14th, this blog takes great pride in enlightening you with the fact that you celebrate by coochie-cooing shamelessly the death of disillusioned young martyrs
– For further details ask the all knowing google or you can also resort to wikipedia (where you get to read what smart people want you to read).
If you think I actually went through the trouble of researching on the history of Valentine’s Day for the sheer pleasure of enlightening you with its insignificance – you are mistaken because I have not become so jobless (as yet!)

Frankly, I have nothing at all against Valentine’s – personally.
I have celebrated quite a few – I have had my share of memorable ‘moments’ with bright red wrapping paper, red roses, boxes of chocolates, midnight calls…
I am not sour.
I just think it is immature.

I know of people who think it is immature only because they are single.
I do not belong to that group.
I know of people who think it is immature because they are lazy to go buy gifts.
I do not belong to that group.
I know of people who think it is immature because they are awfully jealous of the awesome expensive gifts their friends have received and they have not.
I do not belong to that group.

I think it is immature because I actually think it is immature, not because I am sour.
Personally, I think it should be celebrated by kids – such immature crap is very typical of them (if you are unaware of my feelings towards miniature human beings kindly read my post on Babies)

Valentine’s is pretty much like Friendship Day or Mothers’ Day or Fathers’ Day – not only do I almost always forget it, I honestly think it is pointless remembering it.
You ought to value friendship everyday of your life – tying a stupid ugly band around your wrist is not going to strengthen any bond.
As far as Mothers’ and Fathers’ Days are concerned – children walk all over their parents every day of the year, one more day of it is not going to make much of a difference. If anything they will laugh at your sudden change in character if you don’t walk all over them.
The last thing I want to hear is my mother asking me whether I am feeling okay when I tell her I love her on Mothers’ day.

So here we have a couple Mr A and Ms B.
All they do is fight – which is quite ordinary for any couple.
At midnight Ms B starts crying and making a big fuss about Mr A not calling her up to wish her at the stroke of midnight. After a couple of hours of struggling not to mention about Mr A’s affair with hot and sexy Ms C, Mr A finally manages to get Ms B to give him a break (because after all it is Valentine’s)
And then comes the complaining about how the gifts were a disappointment, how dinners were missed, how dates were not kept, how the first Valentine’s was so different from how it is now, how things have changed, how everything is a humongous disappointment only because some fool somewhere decided February 14th was supposed to be dedicated completely to the person you have disillusioned yourself into believing you love.

Valentine’s is just an opportunity for:
- females to make a fuss
- cowards to propose
- single losers to feel lonely
- rich people to throw around money
- others to save money for gifts that go down the drain few years down the lane
- communication networks and greeting card companies to make a lot of money
- And the rest of the world to drown in the illusion of love.

I think it is immature.

If you believe you love someone, drown in the feeling everyday – you really do not need Valentine’s.
If you are not currently under the delusion of love – thank god.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

First - Its gr8 to have u back! Wonderful comeback: History Mystery.
Rest - The truth about Valentines is finally exposed! Thank You.
(I got a new home for Valentines!!! So no celebrations... now that is mature!)

Another Blogger said...

@ Anonymous : Oh am i glad to be back.. but i still have a lot of laziness to wear off and start typing out thoughts that have accumulated over the past few months.
Finally a comment! i had almost reached the conclusion that my blog was finally forgotten :)

Mahesh Sindbandge said...

Hmmm...For anything in this world, you would find two kind of categories discussing around.
One supporters
and one anti-supporters..
I know you know this crap....
I have seen many people taunting about valentine's, no wonder in that.
I really never went on either sides of it, hence i am nowhere to it.
I don't know whether to support the thoughts you had posted it here,but i don't even find anything against it too.
Your post really makes a strong impression of whatever you wrote..
I appreciate your writing mam.....
keep writing

Kapila said...

finally someone who shares my sentiment - valentines day is so freakin gay!!! good on u gal...educate these people already!!

Another Blogger said...

@ Mahesh : actually i do know what you are talking about 'the supporters' and 'the anti' bit - it is called having an opinion.
i have expressed mine.
somehow my perception of facts, how i see it, makes my opinion the only sane one for me.
Keep reading!

@ Kapila : Aww come on! now we really should try not to insult homosexuals! :)

Kapila said...

ooopsie my bad...what i said was demeaning - let me rephrase...valentines day is such over rated trash publicised by stupid gift shops to increase revenues cuz thats the only time deaf/dumb/stupid people "in love" tend to buy over priced items that arent worth crap to please their "better halves(there can always be more than one im guessing)" in exchange for benefits they seldom receive but continue to live their miserable lives waiting for the next 14th feb to come...how gud wud that look on my resume...u think i shud join d sri ram sena? ill get a free lifetime supply of pink underwear for every occassion :D

Another Blogger said...

@ kapila : You are too good for the ram sena. I am thinking maybe a much more extremist outlook would do better - interested?

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